Now that the semester is ending and I’m about to graduate, this is going to be my last Girl(ish) Talk column ever.
The Stute
It was around 1 a.m. and I was walking around the back of Pi Kitchen with a friend. I stumbled across a little furry blob on the floor and got down on the ground to look at it.
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In the thick of finals, your regular eating routine might go out the window. You might spend all day studying and neglect meals until you’re starving.
This is it, I guess, this is the last time you will hear about my experiences as a senior getting ready to reach the real world.
As the dread of finals season looms over students, many will have to spend late nights studying, completing assignments, and generally catching up on course material.
With the school year coming to a close, many of the first year students are wondering the same thing: “What should I do with the rest of my meal swipes?
The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and Stevens students are starting to touch grass. That can only mean one thing: summer is coming.
I’ve always been a soundtrack skeptic; I’d much rather listen to songs on the radio or from my favorite artist than from a movie or video game.
Growing up, if you were unable to sleep, there were several approaches you could adopt. You could count sheep, enjoy a glass of milk, or even journal.