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Advice: take it or leave it

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you had no idea what to do or where to go? If you haven’t, then you are an android and I bow down to you.

Off Center’s Home Alone 6: comedy without preparation

Those of you who have noticed an advertisement for “Home Alone 6” and have no idea what “Off Center” is, it is not a promotion for a new movie with our favorite child star Macaulay Culkin.

Income inequality

Inequality. What does it mean to you? For many, this evokes images of discrimination, bias, and injustice. Indeed, our very Declaration of Independence boldly proclaims that “…all men are created equal” and thus, in American society, inequality has come to acquire a very negative connotation, and is something we are taught to shun and instinctively despise.  

Tony Baloney’s: a real showstopper

Sunday morning. The inevitable ritual that actually takes place somewhere around noon and the early afternoon. Upperclassmen typically wake up somewhere in the neighborhood of noon at what can be best described by a deep yearning need for food.

Stevens celebrates Halloween with Rocky Horror

IMG_0144A flood of freaky activity streamed in Kiddie 228, where the lecture hall filled with that eccentricity called “Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

A ghost protection guide

(Satire)

Hoboken was once the site of many violent gang shootings. The Hoboken of the present, the one that many believe was founded solely to cater to young urban professionals, was only achieved through hard work led by the city’s past administrations.

CVS, Walmart, and others wage war with Apple Pay

Attention shoppers: a bevy of major retailers, including Walmart, Target, CVS, and Rite Aid have disabled payments via Apple Pay. By proxy, this also removes the customers’ ability to pay with Google Wallet or Softcard.