Are you a true duck or a wannabe waterfowl? Find out by taking the official Stevens Quiz!
- You know all the names of the Pierce employees
- You’ve taken an AMAZING NYC skyline picture from Castle Point
- You’ve attended an event you don’t even know the name of just for the free food
- You’ve pet Martini
- You’ve set a sprinting world record for trying to catch the Red Line from Babbio
- You still call it a swipe, not a Duck Card
- You’ve missed two or more Convocations
- You’ve pulled an all-nighter trying to finish your design lab
- You know the names of all the individual lawns on campus
- You’ve overslept on the day you were supposed to register for classes
- You’ve seen an actual duck on campus
- You’ve had your brain melted by Diff EQ
- You know how many floors are in Howe off the top of your head
- You’ve wrapped one or more presents in The Stute
- Hoboken feels like home to you
If you answered yes to 11 of these questions, please reach out to your local authorities immediately.

