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Renaming != Rebranding

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.” Or in this case, replace “a rose” with “Facebook” and “sweet” with “sour.” 

Vaccine boosters & doses for children

On Friday, October 29, 2021, the Pfizer vaccine was authorized for emergency use for children ages 5-11. The approved dosage for children is one-third of what is given to adults, and it will be administered in two doses with three weeks in-between each.

Why does productivity decrease in the afternoon?

There’s a time during the day when our concentration starts to become more scattered, our energy goes down, we become increasingly tired, and we are not as productive.

Cooking with Caroline: Witch hat chocolate cupcakes

These spooky and delicious Witch Hat Chocolate Cupcakes are one of my favorite recipes I have ever made. The cupcakes are light, fluffy, and perfectly balanced by a hint of added espresso.

Bloodied bonds

Our footsteps echoed against the asphalt, cutting through the windy night. Halloween was always meant to be lively. Now, the campus was eerily quiet.

The case of the missing Stute racks

‘Twas the night before the first day, when all throughout Stevens

Not an exam was stirring, not for any reasons;

The dorms were full with freshmen with hopes,

With thoughts that Farvardin would soon show them the ropes;

The buildings were cleansed of any chance of COVID,

While teachers were preparing to be devoted;

And The Stute in their office, with printing ready,

Had just prepared their first issue for publication already,

When over campus there arose such a clatter,

The Stute sprang from their office to see what was the matter.

University Center haunted!

Stevens has been in an uproar since the stunning realization that the as-of-yet unopened University Center towers are dreadfully, hair-raisingly, nail-bitingly, seat-twistingly, head-achingly, stomach-churningly, spine-chillingly haunted.

What to expect for Quack or Treat 2021

Quack or Treat, an annual tradition at Stevens to celebrate Halloween, is happening on campus today, October 29 from 12-3 p.m.