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I bet you can’t

It’s getting to the final stretch of the semester where motivation is inevitably waning. I bet you can’t do the assignment you have been putting off.

When deception is the key to trust

We all were raised not to lie. Lying is bad. We have been taught that way since we were children. A unique paradox exists between telling a lie and speaking your mind.

Stevens Baseball swept by Misericordia

Originally scheduled for Thursday, April 6, the pair of baseball games against Misericordia University were moved to Friday, April 7, due to projected inclement weather.

Our new website

Now that we’ve dotted the last “i” and crossed the last “t”(much to its dissatisfaction), Off the Press is excited to announce our new website is up and running and ready for a mad dash of traffic.

“What do the women want to hear?”

So like, it’s me again, I don’t know if any of you remember me from last year, so I’ll give you a quick refresher.

Brain-eating fungus spreading on campus, claim reports

According to uncorroborated reports, a brain-eating fungus has spread to certain elements of the Snevets community. Those who claim to have contracted the fungus insist they are experiencing comprehensive breakdowns in high-level cognition, including difficulty processing information and forming sentences.

Tower terror

Now, in my second semester, the pain of the new “University Towers” is hitting me. I’ll give you a glimpse into the life of me, an obvious freshman student.

D4 project gone wrong: new sun created

With finals on the horizon, it’s going to be a mad dash to the finish with projects, unfinished homework, and tests.