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South Tower Dedicated: Balles Tower

I would like to dedicate this article to all of my fellow Ducks who, to this day, do not know the North Tower is really Harries Tower.

Rumors of “Gateway East” permeate campus

Super real screenshot of Google Maps by Abba Yacobs

The appearance of a third wing of the Gateway building would certainly be noteworthy — if such claims could be substantiated.

HASS renamed HTITS

Upon discovering that nobody thought, “Ah yes, like the avocado.” Our steadfast school of humanities has once again decided to rebrand.

Cult Seen Dragging Students to Humps Basement

Reports have surfaced this week of several students seeing their peers being dragged with bags over their heads into the basement of the Humps Dormitory.

Khoda interview with previous member

To set the scene, it was a dark and windy night on campus (when is it not windy) and I was heading to Bagels On The Hudson.

I became a senior?? (NOT CLICKBAIT, COPS CALLED)

On a bright spring morning, I woke up (to my very shock) NOT to the sounds of birds banging their heads against the Jonas Brothers Hall windows and chirping extremely loudly.