Snevets’ campus is littered with countless avian corpses, consisting of more than 35 different unique flattened species.
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Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted desert island with nothing, and you can only have one thing with you. The answer is pretty clear; anyone in their right mind would opt for a single blowjob to help overcome the adversity of the situation.
Maybe you’re a seasoned professional, maybe you’re a beginner, in either case you will have to learn some basic email etiquette.
Snevets has put out an official announcement stating that the campus will now be an open container campus. This means that the school is reverting back to its roots and is allowing alcohol consumption and the ability to carry alcohol freely on campus.
Disclaimer: This article is part of The Stupe and is satire.
Just before spring break, the new Greek life director Kevin Grundle implemented a program called the “Presidential Round Robin.” His goal was to build a better relationship between himself, the Snevets administration, and the fraternities on campus.
Now that we’ve dotted the last “i” and crossed the last “t”(much to its dissatisfaction), Off the Press is excited to announce our new website is up and running and ready for a mad dash of traffic.
Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets community are given a most prosperous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society.
The safety of students is very important at Snevets. For this reason, it has been decided that for the safety of all students living on campus, all the fire alarms will be tested throughout the course of the following week.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the tragically early departure of the Stupe’s Editor in Chief, Isabelle Sieve, presumed dead by authorities on March 17, 2023 at the age of 20, seven days after her disappearance.