The projected overall freshman GPA for the 2023-2024 school year has dropped dramatically in contrast to the current freshman class average after Snevets released its admissions decisions for the regular decision applicant pool for the incoming class.
Posts published in “The Stupe”
With finals on the horizon, it’s going to be a mad dash to the finish with projects, unfinished homework, and tests.
The commencement speaker for the Class of 2023 has been selected, and The Stupe was able to gain insider information on the potential candidates.
Now, in my second semester, the pain of the new “University Towers” is hitting me. I’ll give you a glimpse into the life of me, an obvious freshman student.
The St*te has long been a highly esteemed student publication, tasked with the difficult yet necessary duty of recording the history of Snevets Institute of Technology.
According to uncorroborated reports, a brain-eating fungus has spread to certain elements of the Snevets community. Those who claim to have contracted the fungus insist they are experiencing comprehensive breakdowns in high-level cognition, including difficulty processing information and forming sentences.
The Soar-El Center for Female Leadership continues to make great strides in its mission to promote awareness and equal inclusion of women in co-curricular activities on Snevets campus.
As many students may know, there are a series of tiles on the Babby Patty engraved with the names of many individuals from the recent history of Snevets.
Snevets has unexpectedly announced that due to sustained dissatisfaction with the operation of the Snevets Honesty System, the current Honesty Board will be dissolved and replaced with an artificial intelligence.
So like, it’s me again, I don’t know if any of you remember me from last year, so I’ll give you a quick refresher.