Under pressure from the administration, CompassTwo will be removing meat options from Pierce Dining Hall. “The environmental consequences of today’s livestock industry are beginning to show themselves.
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It is with great sadness that the Stupe must report that our Editor in Chief, Maryia Spiranovum, has passed away this past week, in what can only be described as an honorable death on the field of battle.
You may not be aware of it, but Snevets has a football team and she hasn’t lost yet. When the head coach, Betty Betty, was questioned about her team’s success, the only explanation she was able to come up with was, “I tell them to win and they do.”
Spotted — Gossip Girl herself, headed towards the Babbio Center.
That’s right, sweeties. It’s me.
After years of traipsing along the Upper East Side, I decided — what better way to spend my time than to dedicate myself to investigating the sad, sexless lives of nerds on Snevets campus?
For a class project, senior Business and Technology major Timothy Stone found that Snevets would save several thousand dollars per year by renting potted plants that are already dead.
It has been 5 days, 3 minutes, and 19 seconds since the mice have overtaken Jacobus. We did not see the attack coming — they came in the middle of the night, in a wave of thousands, but luckily, the building was mostly empty.
Things are not looking good for the Stute’s columnists these days. Of them, it’s the scandal-afflicted, Lady Macbethian columnist Namankita Rana who is doing the worst.
Picture this: over 3,000 undergraduate students lining up to meet their SGA representatives and enjoy ice cream. This is precisely what happened on Wednesday with my first-ever organized event at Snevets: Scoops with SGA.
Ever since Lukas Hallo took office, I feel the SGA has taken a tremendous downward turn. Previous SGA President Timmy Monthly pursued numerous initiatives that benefited the student body so much.
It is with great concern that I inform my fellow students of the rampant outbreak of freshmanitis on the Snevets Institute of Technology campus.