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Eric Londres releases list of demands

Campus suzerain Eric Londres has released his list of demands for Snevets after the Snevets government capitulated early last week, ending the four-semester-long war between the two superpowers.

S*cialism gone too far

“I was dragging my feet after taking an exceptionally challenging physics exam. That is when I saw them, huddled in a circle that was showered in immense sunlight.

Yes, I like Piña Coladas

Hello, I am writing into The Stupe to respond to an ad posted in last week’s personals column. Whoever wrote it was looking for someone who likes Piña Coladas, and I only have one thing to say in response: Yes, I like Piña Coladas.

EIC goes down with the ship

In order to make room for the new University Center, Snevets must say goodbye to Jacobus and Hayden halls. While Hayden won’t be touched until all of the freshmen have moved out at the end of the semester, Jacobus is about to be torn down.

The real reason behind the gender ratio at Snevets

One of the most prominent features of Snevets’ student body is undoubtedly its gender ratio. At a staggering 70:30 male to female ratio, men at Snevets are by far the majority of the student body while the female population flocks to sororities and special interest clubs to seek out friendships with other women.

House Cabin defeats the God of Time

On the evening of the twenty-seventh of March, a stillness fell the land. The gatehouse had disappeared and, in its place, there he stood, the God of Time.