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After The Stute’s production night last Wednesday, I packed up my things and headed home for the night. In a trance of exhaust and delusion, I wandered the streets of Hoboken on the familiar path home.
(Editor’s Note: This article is satire)
Tensions are rising as Snevets proves it is able to design buildings that don’t look like vomit stains.
Have you ever wondered what happens when Baby Yoda meets a Baby Ewok and a Baby Porg? Neither did I, but now you can find out in the new series, Star Wars Sidekicks!
In a sudden turn of events, President Narfarvar has decided to step down from his position as the President of Snevets.
It is Spring. Are you missing a romance that hasn’t happened or maybe you are homesick for a place you have never been to?
“We are looking forward to a better world for all of us,” said President Narfarvar. “We stuck it in the How Center for so long, and we’re pretty sure it’s safe to say we’re never going to come back to visit.”
This past week, Snevets faculty finally completed a formulation of a BUDLITE-19 vaccine ready for a first round of clinical trials.
We here at Off The Press were shocked to learn of the rapid rise of a new comedy club on campus “On Point.”
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AMY GOODMAN: The president met with President Putin in his presidential residence.