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We here at Off The Press were shocked to learn of the rapid rise of a new comedy club on campus “On Point.”
Huh… that’s weird! How is it possible that I am sitting here, writing the infamous “Senioritis” column for The Stupe?! It feels like it was just two weeks ago that I was writing under “Mind of a Freshman.”
Well, it finally looks like the Freshman Plague (aka freshmanitis) that goes around each year finally got Snevets to close its doors.
Last year, around the beginning of the pandemic, I started reading for pleasure. I began with some classic novels, like Frankenstein, The Bell Jar, and the 900-page Anna Karenina which all made me hooked on the world of fiction.
Students were shocked to discover this week that the school was planning to still host the absolute rager known as TechFest, but were less surprised to find out that, much like literally everything else, the pandemic had ruined it beyond recognition.
Y’all, I had such high hopes for this film. I thought it looked awesome, the story was unique, and who doesn’t love a story about dragons?
I’ve always done my best to live by this idea. To be better today than I was yesterday. It’s a fairly simple concept and falls directly in line with the idea that we must not compare ourselves to others, as hard as that can be.