Lemon, the school’s alternative to the popular e-scooter rental Lime, is set to release next month all around campus.
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Dreams of finally being able to access 6th Street have been temporarily crushed
“Believe us, this change was entirely necessary and please stop asking us about it. Please.”
According to the Emergency IT Department, the virus has been described as “bad,” “very bad,” and “dear God let us go back to defeating this demon code.”
My time at Stevens is quickly drawing to an end. Like any graduating university could tell you, my time was incredible and I’ve made lifelong friends and it’s an experience I’ll never forget and all that stuff.
Exciting news has recently been uncovered as the administration announced the secret meaning behind the iconic slogan “A University on the Rise.”
Everyone loves free food. This fact is undeniable. However, there is one individual on this campus who seems to love free food more than anyone.
“You know it’s rude to ask a river her age.”
Following the closing of Hayden and Davis Halls to make room for the erection of the new student center, also known by its codename, the “Narfarvar Towers,” a large wave of upperclassmen have been forced off campus.