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Posts published by “Matt Brantl”

Finishing what was once started

As the author sits now to write his final Off the Press article, it seems an appropriate time to reflect on the importance of finishing what we start.

Everyone forgot how to read

There is a crisis! No one knows how to read anymore! This is objectively the worst possible medium for announcing this crisis and coming to a conclusion because of the aforementioned nature of the crisis.

The Pit

Student Orgs, for the last two semesters, have been dealing with the small lockers in the UCC to keep items to run their club.

Student finds shortest path between two points

In an effort to continually minimize the distance walking between two points in Hoboken, a local student has taken advantage of his ability to phase through buildings to reduce distance.

Our new website

Now that we’ve dotted the last “i” and crossed the last “t”(much to its dissatisfaction), Off the Press is excited to announce our new website is up and running and ready for a mad dash of traffic.

Stute Puzzles Puzzling Students

Drama erupted in the offices of The Stute and here at Off The Press in the past week as both organizations were inundated with a barrage of complaints regarding the crossword and sudoku puzzles.

P-101 Intro to Paradoxes and Problems

Last week, Stevens announced a new humanity class P-101, Intro to Paradoxes and Problems, which is open for registration to all students and will be taught by external experts.