This is it, I guess, this is the last time you will hear about my experiences as a senior getting ready to reach the real world.
Posts published by “Ethan Kleschinsky”
Having been through almost the entirety of college at this point, I am reflecting on the ways I have spent my time.
The Senioritis is really kicking in, so I don’t feel like writing. Come back next time!
Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted desert island with nothing, and you can only have one thing with you. The answer is pretty clear; anyone in their right mind would opt for a single blowjob to help overcome the adversity of the situation.
When I was approached by The Stupe for the opportunity to 3peat in writing my annual rendition of the Girl Talk column, I couldn’t turn down the offer.
Reports have surfaced this week of several students seeing their peers being dragged with bags over their heads into the basement of the Humps Dormitory.
I feel with graduation creeping up closer and closer every single day I sometimes forget to appreciate the little things that I love about college and life in general.
Just a week ago, I attended the 100 days ‘til graduation event, where all graduating seniors were invited to come together to celebrate the real beginning of the end.
I feel as if I have been in college for decades at this point, perhaps eons. Every day I grow more tired of the mundane and meaningless and yearn for something uplifting.
With the end of the semester approaching, I feel like the senioritis is finally kicking in. I am ready to wrap up classes, take a step back from some clubs on campus, and spend some more time enjoying myself.