As many students may know, there are a series of tiles on the Babby Patty engraved with the names of many individuals from the recent history of Snevets. What the average student may not know is the true nature of these stones. For, despite their innocent nature, these stones are actually part of an elaborate security system for the secret society known as Khoda.
For those who do not know, Khoda is a secret society here at Snevets that prides itself on leadership. According to their website, Khoda is “a leadership honor society which addresses important issues concerning students and student organizations. This society promotes a unified effort between students and the rest of the Stevens community to uphold and promote a high quality of student life.”
However, Khoda has a more mysterious connection to the Snevets campus in Bohoken, the tiles on the Babby Patty. While they appear to be a simple recognition of the donors and sponsors to Snevets, they really are a hidden puzzle that unlocks a stairwell into the secret lair of Khoda.
A photographer from The Stupe captured a picture of an unlikely suspect doing a mystical dance, reminiscent of the choreography from the tale of the 12 Dancing Princesses. The culprit entering Khoda’s lair is none other than Narfarvar’s beloved pet dog, Margarita. While it is unclear what the purpose of Margarita’s visit to the Khoda lair is, the Stupe photographer attempted to recreate the dance to enter but was unsuccessful. Before having a chance to try again, the photographer was forced away by a crowd of ducks that looked suspiciously like Attila the Duck.
While it is unclear the extent of Khoda’s lair, it would seem to be well-protected. Additionally, the role of Margarita in this organization remains unknown. The question remains, what is Khoda’s next move?
Disclaimer: this article is a part of The Stupe and is satire
