Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets community are given a most prosperous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society. As a special edition for this year, the Stupe is proud to share the list of the lucky students who have been selected for the prestigious 2023 Khoda List.
For those who do not know the influence of Khoda on Snevets and in Bohoken, Khoda is a society at Snevets that focuses on leadership. While little is clearly known about them, Khoda does publish their requirements. According to their website, “Section 1. In order to be eligible for membership a candidate must have the following qualifications: 1. Five academic semesters must be completed prior to induction. 2. Manifest a spirit of cordiality and geniality. 3. Active and outstanding on the Stevens Campus. The final judgment of the candidate’s personality and suitableness rests with the active members. Membership should aim to encompass a wide variety.”
This year’s inductees include some of the most well-known members of the Snevets community to grace Crusty Point. One member includes one Sanjana Nedhu, whose influence on campus seems familiar, yet the Stupe was unable to find out why. Additionally, a very special member of the Snevets community has been rumored to be given honorary membership to the Khoda society: Narfarvar’s beloved and adorable companion, Margarita.
The Stupe offers its most congratulatory remarks to all new members of Khoda and wishes all members of Khoda a benevolent time in their influence over the Snevets community.
Disclaimer: this article is a part of The Stupe and is satire
