The Soar-El Center for Female Leadership continues to make great strides in its mission to promote awareness and equal inclusion of women in co-curricular activities on Snevets campus. The living communities’ recent reinstatement of the in-house laboratory opens the opportunity for residents to build up confidence and explore new scientific methods without the restrictions of typical class lab hours, such as the over-the-shoulder monitoring and the distracting, authoritarian agenda of teaching assistants.
The 1996 dissolution of the Pi Sigma Ligma fraternity left behind the ‘good bones’ of their [alleged] methamphetamine laboratory, and dedicated resident Isabelle Pourie pounced on the opportunity to rehabilitate the basement of the beautiful Crusty Point brownstone back to its [alleged] former glory. Her continued hard work towards the promotion of women in traditionally male spaces constitutes a noble and dedicated shift towards gender equality in co-curricular activities on Snevets Campus.
Pourie stated, “I’m just happy to keep this little piece of local tradition alive with the addition of a feminine twist! Leaving the space to decay would have been such a waste.” Residents of the Soar-El Center are highly encouraged to engage in their own independent projects at the living community’s in-house laboratory. Recent highlights include the synthesis of a food preservative capable of maintaining the famously crisp palate of 40-year-old root beer and a novel brain chip that allows the user to telepathically play Gagic the Mathering. A total win for both women in STEM and the preservation of Snevets history!
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