“I was dragging my feet after taking an exceptionally challenging physics exam. That is when I saw them, huddled in a circle that was showered in immense sunlight. At first glance, they would appear as an ordinary group of college students basking in the long-awaited spring weather. But, I could not help but notice this girl mindlessly splitting up her chocolate bar and proceeding to give each of her companions a small piece of the candy,” is an excerpt from the twelve-page report a Good Samaritan submitted to the Office of Undergraduate Academics.
He spared no detail regarding the various s*cialist acts in which the students were allegedly involved. For the following weeks, he tailed them nearly everywhere, neglecting his academic responsibilities without a second thought, and attempted to gather more data. He had to be utterly certain before raising such a radical accusation. Little did he know, he was merely scratching the surface. On the evening of March 30th, as everyone on campus was engrossed in their studies for upcoming exams, a campus-wide email alert was sent to entire student body. The chaos that ensued was unprecedented.
Students immediately logged into their accounts to confirm the news for themselves and, lo and behold, everyone had enough balance in their myStevens accounts to finish their studies debt-free. Meanwhile, the Board of Untrustworthees and President Narfarvar held an emergency meeting to ascertain where the money was rerouted from and how to apprehend the hacker. The legal team advised them that they had no grounds to deduct money from students’ accounts unless they had incontrovertible evidence that the money was illegally funneled. Sure enough, news of this scandal smeared local and national headlines within the hour.
The administration informed the students that an extensive investigation would be launched. Over the course of the next few days, however, the investigation was proving futile. As much as people wanted to know who was responsible for this heinous act, they were also intrigued about the source of the money. And, so, the Good Samaritan, who has chosen to remain anonymous, provided them with a convenient scapegoat. The Stupe has reached out to various high-ranking administration members in hopes of reviewing the report but were only apprised of a deficient summary of its contents, which cited the source of the money as funds allocated for making the campus aesthetically appealing. As of today, the students have been expelled from Stevens and will be facing multiple felony charges.
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