Quiz: Are You A Stevens Student?

Are you a true duck or a wannabe waterfowl? Find out by taking the official Stevens Quiz!

1. You know all the names of the Pierce employees
2. You’ve taken an AMAZING NYC skyline picture from Castle Point
3. You’ve attended an event you don’t even know the name of just for the free food
4. You’ve pet Martini
5. You’ve set a sprinting world record for trying to catch the Red Line from Babbio
6. You still call it a swipe, not a Duck Card
7. You’ve missed two or more Convocations
8. You’ve pulled an all-nighter trying to finish your design lab
9. You know the names of all the individual lawns on campus
10. You’ve overslept on the day you were supposed to register for classes
11. You’ve seen an actual duck on campus
12. You’ve had your brain melted by Diff EQ
13. You know how many floors are in Howe off the top of your head
14. You’ve wrapped one or more presents in The Stute
15. Hoboken feels like home to you

If you answered yes to 11 of these questions, please reach out to your local authorities immediately. Ducks and every other member of the anatidae family have a long-standing ban from the property of Stevens Institute of Technology. This is due to a lengthy contractual agreement with Attila the Duck. He demanded that not a single duck set webbed foot on campus so that he may reign supreme as the champion bird of all 55 acres of Stevens.

When asked to comment on the ban, Attila gave a thumbs up and did a little dance. It was very endearing, but not especially enlightening. When asked whether he’d consider lifting the ban in coming future, Attila gave us a high five and kind of just wandered off.

The duck ban shows no signs of being repealed in the near, or even distant, future. So until that day comes, stay vigilant and report any campus duck sightings.