While the Snevets mascot is Attila the Duck another prominent figure internally recognized by the student body, Gogo the Gorilla, has not been seen at all this year.
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The Gear & Triangle Honor Society has tried for years to shape Snevets students into respectable, well-rounded student leaders – yet it has become painfully apparent that it has failed to achieve its founding goals.
I have uncovered an alleged secret society of Snevets students that live in the academic buildings at night. Upon preliminary investigation, I found they have three distinct sectors.
The recent petition to restore the old floating dorm to the Hudson may have ended in failure, but loath to disappoint, President Narfarvar announced something even more unique: A Boeing 737 will be turned into new first-year housing.
As the commencement ceremony date quickly approaches 2024, the administration has released a concerning announcement for this upcoming spring: commencement will take place over Zoom this year following many issues in the past years and while letting graduating students reminiscent of their high school graduation over Zoom in the height of the pandemic.
Editor’s note: This is documentation purporting to contain notes from a so-called “Scrum,” that arcane and masochistic ritual particular to certain breeds of software engineer.
Vaping is a phenomenon that has skyrocketed in popularity over the past few years. As of July 2023, a study from health journal Respiratory Care shows that over a third of college students use electronic nicotine delivery devices.
Battle of the Bands 2024 is taking place on Sunday, March 24 at 7 p.m. in the Bissinger Room. This event is a showcase of student bands and the winners have the opportunity to open for Techfest 2024, the biggest Entertainment Committee campus event of the year.
Davis Hall’s days are numbered. In the most recent report on the university’s 10-year strategic plan, there is a line item on page 74 about Davis Hall, the first-year dormitory building, and its potential replacement.
While education is the priority of attending a university, many students spend much of their time with student organizations, club sports, and other on-campus events.