One of the greatest parts about Hoboken is the variety of food options that are available. From mushroom flatbreads and baked zitis to chimichangas and nachos to palak paneer and vegetable vindaloo to ramen and sushi and impossible burgers and waffle fries… Do we need to go on? But eating these same foods again and again and again and again can get exhausting after a while and will make you want to try new foods. Are you tired of the usual grub in Hoboken? Are you looking for something new, bombastic, and very exciting? Then, look no further than these new restaurants that will leave your taste buds begging for more!
The first restaurant we will look at is the Chocolate Bar. Here, you can try all kinds of new foods with a strong hint of chocolate added to each of them. We have the chocolate burger, which is a hamburger patty coated in a chocolate mold before being served with cream cheese and frizzled onions on a hamburger bun that is topped off with sprinkles. In addition, you can try the nice Chocolate and Spaghetti Meatballs, where we have our pasta lightly boiled with a huge pinch of sugar before it is served with chocolate marinara sauce and sprinkled with cheese-flavored sprinkles and topped with meatballs that are coated in chocolate mold. While doctors advise against eating this food because of health risks, we invite you to enjoy these chocolate-filled wonders!
Another cool restaurant we want you to try out is the Bland Diner. If even the slightest hint of salt spoils your meal and you want your food to taste bland, then come on over to the Bland Diner! You can have all the variations on your not-so-favorite spicy foods, all without the spice! You can have bland burritos with bland refried beans, bland tabasco sauce, bland queso, bland fajita vegetables, and bland chicken. You can have bland ramen with a bland seasoning, a bland mushroom, and bland chili peppers. You can have bland curry with bland peppers, bland onions and bland chicken. Doesn’t that just sound appetizing?
Another restaurant that just opened is the Nothing Restaurant. Are you tired of your foods having actual ingredients and are only interested in eating nothing? Then come on over to the Nothing Restaurant, which is fit for those who are hungry for nothing. Here, they make you sit at a table and immediately, you are greeted to a table that only has a fork, a spoon, a glass, and a plate. There are no waiters because no food is prepared; instead, you get to eat nothing! And best of all, you don’t have to pay for your meal! So, if you are looking for a restaurant to take your date to and you don’t want to spend money (and you would rather spend it on things like car insurance) then come on over to the Nothing Restaurant.
Finally, and last but not least, we have the Combination Station! Are you ready for the most mouth-watering, taste bud thrilling cuisines that will knock you out of the park? Then, the Combination Station is the perfect place for you! Here, you can enjoy all kinds of dishes that are combinations of different cuisines! The biggest dish that we have is the Ultimate Dish. This is a curry that is later cooked in pasta, that is later cooked in a hot dog, later cooked in sushi, later cooked in a burrito, later cooked in a hamburger, later cooked on a pizza before it is topped off with a gigantic, chocolate molten lava cake topped off with a banana split sundae right on top. Yum, yum!
