To reward those men and women who have been especially prominent in undergraduate activities at the college, the organization named Khoda has taken in twelve students from the Class of 2018.
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After spending an entire semester passing changes to its own bylaws, Lukas Hallo, the President of the SGA, declared, “The SGA is amazing.
President Narfarvar of Snevets announced, in his final speech as President, that he has sold the school. Up-and-coming entrepreneur and inventor Heinz Doofenshmirtz offered 20 million and 1 dollars for the entire institute, with plans to make it greater than ever before.
After a series of unfortunate events, Snevets Fencing has faced a permanent ban from Snevets campus. All fencing faculty members have also been fired.
Under pressure from the administration, CompassTwo will be removing meat options from Pierce Dining Hall. “The environmental consequences of today’s livestock industry are beginning to show themselves.
It is with great sadness that the Stupe must report that our Editor in Chief, Maryia Spiranovum, has passed away this past week, in what can only be described as an honorable death on the field of battle.
You may not be aware of it, but Snevets has a football team and she hasn’t lost yet. When the head coach, Betty Betty, was questioned about her team’s success, the only explanation she was able to come up with was, “I tell them to win and they do.”
Spotted — Gossip Girl herself, headed towards the Babbio Center.
That’s right, sweeties. It’s me.
After years of traipsing along the Upper East Side, I decided — what better way to spend my time than to dedicate myself to investigating the sad, sexless lives of nerds on Snevets campus?
For a class project, senior Business and Technology major Timothy Stone found that Snevets would save several thousand dollars per year by renting potted plants that are already dead.
It has been 5 days, 3 minutes, and 19 seconds since the mice have overtaken Jacobus. We did not see the attack coming — they came in the middle of the night, in a wave of thousands, but luckily, the building was mostly empty.