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The Stute

Virtual simulation of senioritis

With the closing of campus and the move to online classes,
the senior experience has been tragically cut short. The Innovation Expo has
been cancelled, commencement has been postponed, and seniors are no longer
around on campus to experience the typical “senioritis” in person that usually accompanies
one’s last year of undergraduate studies.

2020 Graduation Postponed Until the End of Time

Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.

In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.

QUIZ: Which crane are you?

These two icons have become the most popular celebrities on campus since their introduction at the beginning of the semester. That’s right; we’re talking about those big, beautiful cranes that are being used to construct the much-anticipated “University Towers.”

New grading policy announced

With all courses in a remote learning environment, students have expressed concern about how this new and unprecedented situation will affect their academic performance.