In a groundbreaking move, Snevets Academic Course Plans have been dramatically restructured to allow for a much less challenging undergraduate and graduate experience.
The Stute
Why is Ethan angry all the time?
Ethan: I’m not, just on Sunday evening when I have to answer your questions.
The projected overall freshman GPA for the 2023-2024 school year has dropped dramatically in contrast to the current freshman class average after Snevets released its admissions decisions for the regular decision applicant pool for the incoming class.
The commencement speaker for the Class of 2023 has been selected, and The Stupe was able to gain insider information on the potential candidates.
The St*te has long been a highly esteemed student publication, tasked with the difficult yet necessary duty of recording the history of Snevets Institute of Technology.
The Soar-El Center for Female Leadership continues to make great strides in its mission to promote awareness and equal inclusion of women in co-curricular activities on Snevets campus.
Snevets has unexpectedly announced that due to sustained dissatisfaction with the operation of the Snevets Honesty System, the current Honesty Board will be dissolved and replaced with an artificial intelligence.
Just before spring break, the new Greek life director Kevin Grundle implemented a program called the “Presidential Round Robin.” His goal was to build a better relationship between himself, the Snevets administration, and the fraternities on campus.
Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets community are given a most prosperous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society.
The safety of students is very important at Snevets. For this reason, it has been decided that for the safety of all students living on campus, all the fire alarms will be tested throughout the course of the following week.