It’s been a wild year in the jungle of politics, so I think it’s only right that we go back and look at what has happened over the past year.
Posts published in “Past Opinion Columns”
A high point of my career, and faith in science, was a cosmology workshop I bulled my way into in 1990.
Classroom: Penn, 1600
Teacher: Kelly, J
Reporter: Doto, M
Dear Parent,
This report card is intended to update you on the progress of your child, Donald, in the year 2018.
“Save the whales!” “Save the pandas!” “Save the bees!” All are phrases commonly heard amongst so-called animal activists. One never sees this same cry of sympathy for some of America’s most valuable and beloved insects — wasps.
The Stute received an exclusive statement from the Office of the Registrar.
The approach of Thanksgiving, that quintessential American holiday, has me brooding once again over scientists’ slanderous portrayals of Native Americans as bellicose brutes.
Kanye West has been busy throughout the year, releasing at least one shoe per month. His footwear line Yeezy collaboration with adidas either already released or is planning to release several shoes: adidas Yeezy Boost 700 “Mauve” and “Static;” adidas Yeezy 500 “Salt” and “Ultraviolet;” adidas Yeezy Boost 350 v2 in “Triple White,” “Zebra,” “Sesame,” “Semi-Frozen Yellow,” and “Static.”
Enough is enough. We go through this almost every time there is an election. “I lost, so I want a recount!”
Last week, the midterm elections happened. This week, the recounts. Florida is proving itself ostensibly incompetent at counting ballots, an observation made all the less acceptable given that it’s been 18 years since 2000 saw scandal in the race between George W.
Since this is the second-to-last Fall 2018 issue of The Stute, this will, sadly, be the final installment of Put Your Records On for this semester.