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In the thick of finals, your regular eating routine might go out the window. You might spend all day studying and neglect meals until you’re starving.
This is it, I guess, this is the last time you will hear about my experiences as a senior getting ready to reach the real world.
The first time I went to a Diversity and Inclusion (DNI) meeting was 2021, my Sophomore year of college. I was new to campus culture and interested in getting involved.
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” The line is infamous in English literature as Charles Dickens’ 1859 novel, A Tale of Two Cities, to frame the motif of duality throughout the seven monthly installments of the novel to-be.
The music scene on campus is what originally inspired me to write for The Stute, and this past weekend being Techfest gave me a lot to think about.
Staring at the painting of the man in the bowler hat, I can’t help but notice his attempt to masquerade as a granny smith apple.
Claire:
The end of the semester can definitely be a stressful time. Most of us are already neck-deep in final projects and studying for final exams.
As the weather becomes increasingly warm, one of my favorite things to do in New York City is explore the many parks spread across the urban sprawl, like the High Line in the last edition of this column.
As I wrap up the second year of the For Math’s Sake column, I want to get at some broad questions about mathematics I’ve been mulling over and share some thoughts that will hopefully lay the groundwork for more in-depth articles in the coming school year.