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Read Harry Potter first

I am writing my column, two days after the deadline.

“But Maryia, you had the entire winter break to write it!”

On grief and gratitude

"I’ve always thought Thanksgiving was just a little bit tacky. Sorry, but it is."

2018 Presidential Report Card

It’s been a wild year in the jungle of politics, so I think it’s only right that we go back and look at what has happened over the past year.

Not defined by autoimmune

Let’s talk about autoimmune diseases, a category of chronic conditions that affects approximately 50 million Americans. This means that 1 in 5 people in the United States are diagnosed with one of the 100+ types of autoimmune diseases during their lifetime.

Reflections and afterthoughts

For my final column of the semester, you may be expecting me to reflect on my first semester of college. Initially, that was my idea as well, so I sat down to write and tried to think about the past three and a half months.

Report Card for Donald J. Trump: 2018

Classroom: Penn, 1600
Teacher: Kelly, J
Reporter: Doto, M


Dear Parent,
This report card is intended to update you on the progress of your child, Donald, in the year 2018.