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Snevets to implement optional pass/fail grading for classes

In response to the overall kerfuffle that has been the BUDLITE-19 virus outbreak, as well as the cessation of physical classes, the school’s administration has decided to enact an optional pass/fail grading for students to opt into if they feel that their grades would otherwise suffer due to the outbreak.

Attilification

a meditation to make you closer to attilla the duck

imagine. you are attilla the hun. you die after many glorious decades.

Honesty Board cracks down on online cheating

As classes shift towards being online, the Honesty Board has struggled to keep up with the times and is scrambling to catch those who are cheating from the comfort of their own homes.

Online classes not enough

On March 8, a petition was created by students that called for the Snevets administration to take action in light of the BUDLITE-19 pandemic.

Political Cartoon

“such class, very thought, omg” —The Stute staff

2020 Graduation Postponed Until the End of Time

Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.

In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.

QUIZ: Which crane are you?

These two icons have become the most popular celebrities on campus since their introduction at the beginning of the semester. That’s right; we’re talking about those big, beautiful cranes that are being used to construct the much-anticipated “University Towers.”

How coronavirus is going to change our generation for the better

As I sat down to write this column, trapped in my house and still feeling the sting of the email that Stevens sent out last week solidifying the rest of our semester online, I struggled to find anything to say about this whole ordeal.