In response to the overall kerfuffle that has been the BUDLITE-19 virus outbreak, as well as the cessation of physical classes, the school’s administration has decided to enact an optional pass/fail grading for students to opt into if they feel that their grades would otherwise suffer due to the outbreak.
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a meditation to make you closer to attilla the duck
imagine. you are attilla the hun. you die after many glorious decades.
As classes shift towards being online, the Honesty Board has struggled to keep up with the times and is scrambling to catch those who are cheating from the comfort of their own homes.
On March 8, a petition was created by students that called for the Snevets administration to take action in light of the BUDLITE-19 pandemic.

“such class, very thought, omg” —The Stute staff
Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.
In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.
It is with a sad heart that we have to announce that yet another student has succumbed to the sweet siren call that is the budlitevirus.
These two icons have become the most popular celebrities on campus since their introduction at the beginning of the semester. That’s right; we’re talking about those big, beautiful cranes that are being used to construct the much-anticipated “University Towers.”
As I sat down to write this column, trapped in my house and still feeling the sting of the email that Stevens sent out last week solidifying the rest of our semester online, I struggled to find anything to say about this whole ordeal.
Being in a room full of guys when you’re the only girl is something that I had to get used to when I got here