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Quantum Escapism

Today an email chain I’m on, where contributors swap whacky physics theories, veered into whacky political theories. Chinese communists, one physicist insisted, are orchestrating protests that have been roiling U.S.

No One Has Worn Pants All Semester

A recent survey sent out to all virtual-only students has revealed that exactly 0 people have worn pants to any Zoom class during the entire semester.

Overloaded in Serenity

I went to Pier C to try and start this column, looking to escape my tiny sweatbox of a bedroom and make some small part of this absurd semester actually feel real.

The iOS update isn’t really an update

Quarantine has done a wonderful job of releasing our inner chefs, artists, craftsmen, and musicians. Most recently, following the release of the iOS 14 update on Apple devices, we can also add graphic designer to the list.

A whole new world, for all of us

Hand sanitizer, masks, and textbook guides for a “socially distant” social life – aka my freshman year back-to-school shopping list. 

I don’t mean to state the obvious here, but this year’s different… like astronomically different.

Stingy but seasoned

After four months of home-cooked meals, going back to living alone was a bit of a shock
to my palate. I’m lucky to have two amazing cooks for parents, making moving back in
an incredible culinary experience.

Posting NSFW content may not be so safe for work

In the past few weeks, the online sex worker community has been dealing with the aftermath of quiet policy changes made by the popular not safe for work (NSFW) website OnlyFans.

Health Honor Board Takes Over School

Much like its older and more handsome brother, the Stevens Honor Board, the Stevens Health Honor Board has largely been ceremonial and frankly useless ever since its inception.