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We here at Off The Press were shocked to learn of the rapid rise of a new comedy club on campus “On Point.”
Huh… that’s weird! How is it possible that I am sitting here, writing the infamous “Senioritis” column for The Stupe?! It feels like it was just two weeks ago that I was writing under “Mind of a Freshman.”
Well, it finally looks like the Freshman Plague (aka freshmanitis) that goes around each year finally got Snevets to close its doors.
One of my fondest memories as a child was going to the General Motors Heritage Museum in Detroit, Michigan. One of my favorite cars from the visit was the 1939 Buick Phaeton.
As a girl growing up surrounded by superhero movies full of strong male leads and role models, it was hard to find someone that I could look up to.
Y’all, I had such high hopes for this film. I thought it looked awesome, the story was unique, and who doesn’t love a story about dragons?
Last year, around the beginning of the pandemic, I started reading for pleasure. I began with some classic novels, like Frankenstein, The Bell Jar, and the 900-page Anna Karenina which all made me hooked on the world of fiction.
I’ve always been curious about the limitations of Amazon’s breadth of items, so I’m going to challenge you to do an exercise.