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Posts published by “Jeylan Jubran”

A very Stevens Thanksgiving: if campus hosted a holiday dinner

If Stevens ever hosted a campus-wide Thanksgiving dinner, it would start normally — tables set up in Canavan Arena, fairy lights, and a suspiciously fancy carving knife we definitely did not have the budget for.

What they don’t teach you in class

There’s a lot college teaches you — how to survive on three hours of sleep, how to cry in the library without anyone noticing, and maybe even some engineering.

The real world, intern edition

My life lately has been feeling like a reality TV show, so I thought what better than this week to bring you an article about how co-op is a reality tv show.

The midterm massacre

Midterms are over. The halls are quiet. The smell of burnt coffee and despair still lingers in the air. Somewhere, a printer is jammed, and no one is brave enough to fix it.

The scariest thing I deal with every month

Forget haunted houses and horror movies—the scariest thing I deal with every month doesn’t come with fake blood; it’s the real thing.

The curse of the Torch Bearer: Stevens’ darkest tradition

Every freshman at Stevens hears the same whispered warning during their first semester:

“Don’t anger the Torch Bearer.”

At first, it sounds like a joke — another harmless Stevens tradition, like complaining about the dining hall or pretending you understand thermodynamics.