The safety of students is very important at Snevets. For this reason, it has been decided that for the safety of all students living on campus, all the fire alarms will be tested throughout the course of the following week. The schedule that the fire alarm testing will following is:
1st test at 5:00 a.m.
2nd test at 5:41 a.m.
3rd test at 6:13 a.m.
Working together with the Bohoken Fire Department, the Snevets administration decided that because there are so many fire alarms in each residential building, they will choose a random residential hall everyday at the designated time to test. For this reason it is recommended that all students living on campus be prepared to evacuate the building each day between the times of 5:00 a.m. to 6:13 a.m. This means that those who are not early birds: be prepared to wake up in time just in case the fire alarm in that particular dorm is chosen to go off. Students are advised to collect important belongings and find the nearest exit in advance. Another important thing for all students to remember is that if they choose to return to their dorms and return to sleep, their residential hall could possibly be selected again and once again they would have to evacuate.
The Snevets administration extends their thanks to all the students for their cooperation and aims to make the fire alarm process as seamless as possible by conducting it early in the morning before classes begin.
Disclaimer: this article is a part of The Stupe and is satire
