Snevets adds new Political Sceince major for navigating the internal politics of Snevets

Starting in the Fall 2019 semester, Snevets will begin hosting political science classes that help teach students the ins and outs of politics within the school itself. The notoriously difficult to navigate school politics can be a headache for many students, especially for those who don’t understand the near constant production of drama. However, those who have completed a major in Snevets Political Science will graduate with a comprehensive knowledge of how to survive getting involved at Snevets. Courses released by the Office of Undergraduate Academics include PS-101: How to be Timmy Monthly, PS-375: Does the school care about your identity?, PS-290: Defending your RSO’s budget, PS-424: Do YOU have priority scheduling?, and of course PS-600: How to not piss off administration. In a statement to the Stupe, newly appointed chair of the College of Political Science Eric Londres said, “We are looking forward to students learning how to be just as belligerent as I am.” Every member of Khoda has been brought on by Snevets to teach for the new major. Preliminary reports indicate that this barely-formed department is already in better shape than all of the Computer Science department. Of course, lab fees will be charged for all courses.