I’m sure you’ve heard it by now. The amazing, groundbreaking, record-smashing new album by Taylor Swift. Swift’s 13th album is entitled Karma. If you are a Swiftie I know you have been waiting months for this one! We finally got the crazy album we have been waiting for.
As some know, Taylor Swift always has secret hints and easter eggs in her work. Karma has been teased and hinted at for years now. It is about time this popular diva released this work.
The first track is entitled “Almost Forever.” This song is the tragically perfect combination of sadness mixed with playful sass. Swift compares the love she has to her cats with the love she has for her new partner, Travis Kelce. She explains that her and Kelce’s love was “almost forever” but her cat got in the way. This song is inspired by her very public experience when Travis Kelce said on ESPN that Swift “does not love him like he loves her cats” and he was visibly upset. We are yet to hear Kelce’s reaction to this first track, but from the lyrics alone, I don’t think he will like this one very much!
If you know Taylor Swift you know that her Track 5 is always the show-stopping, award-winning song. This Track 5 really surpassed our expectations. Track 5 is entitled “Handwritten Letters.” I was speechless the first time I heard this song. This song features Harry Styles in a duet about their burnt out flame. They were together back in 2012/2013 when we were all so young and looking forward to Styles and Swift being together forever. This song is beautiful and has every aspect of a great love song. The duet between these two powerhouses of songwriters was actually one of the best things that has happened so far this year.
This album is actually insane. I talked to a couple of my peers and everyone has told me that they have not heard it yet. I am shocked! The album has been out for about a month now and it feels like the whole world has been talking about it. I read in a newspaper yesterday that Taylor Swift is visiting small engineering research institutions to promote her music. Snevets is hopefully going to be one of her stops. Who knows? Maybe she is headlining Tech Fest this April….
Overall, I URGE you to listen to this album. It is classic Taylor Swift with beautiful lyrics, complex styles, and perfect compositions. I look forward to sharing this excitement with all of you once you stream Karma by Taylor Swift. It is full of love and loss, heartbreak and happiness, and pain and positivity. I can’t forget to mention that this was total lies and deception. Happy April Fools! Shoutout to ChatGPT for helping me come up with song titles!!!!!!
Disclaimer: This article is part of The Stupe and is satire
