As many of you know, Snevets had to end the physical education requirement last year due to lack of funding. Apparently PE teachers were charging extra because they had to drag some students out of their rooms to get them to participate. That costs an extra $5 per person. Unfortunately, Snevets can’t afford that price increase because the majority of our tuition money goes towards the rubber ducks they give out at events.
President Narfarvar remembered hearing complaints about the elevators in the new residential towers always being broken and has decided to kill two ducks with one stone by removing the elevators altogether! Now Snevets doesn’t need to pay for repairs or hire PE teachers.
Unfortunately, the stairs are still not available due to the gates that the school refuses to unlock, so students must climb a ladder that is located in the chute where the elevators used to be. This has been shown to be a fantastic form of exercise according to the Snevets Just-Okay Center. Be careful!
There is only one ladder for everyone, so only one person can climb at a time. A sign-up sheet will be sent around shortly so students can select the time they would like to use the ladder. Sign-ups begin at 2 a.m. to ensure everyone can get to class on time.
