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ATTILA’S HOME LEAKED (not clickbait)

Hoboken’s housing market is always jumping, so The Stupe is here to let you know the best places to look for housing next year.

Everyone knows that Castle Point has one of the best views in Hoboken, which is why Snevets is renovating the inside of the cannon into a micro home. The cannon will be arranged either as a private single or a lofted double, depending on demand. Steps away from the gourmet restaurant Pierce Cafe, you can wake up, get your coffee, and be literally blown away by the amazing view and high wind speeds. Reasonably priced at $8000 per semester, you won’t want to miss this opportunity. 

If being as close to your classes as possible is your main priority, you’ll love the Gateway South Basement. As one of the newest buildings on campus, it has a pristine and modern feel, like a Metaverse ad or a dentist’s office. With 2 private showers, 3 private bathrooms, and no windows, this place is perfect for a CS major trying to improve their hygiene.

If you’re in for a fixer-upper, have a love for true crime, and a high tolerance for magnesia, check out Sybil’s Cave. This Hoboken artifact was a popular attraction in the 19th century and still holds its charm. Less than 10 minutes from campus, interesting fusion paleo-gothic design, with water included*! Act fast though, Attila has got his beady eyes on this spot. 

*Management not responsible for magnesia poisoning.

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