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“The SGA is amazing,” says the SGA

After spending an entire semester passing changes to its own bylaws, Lukas Hallo, the President of the SGA, declared, “The SGA is amazing. We’re doing great work.”

Other officials of the SGA shared Hallo’s belief. Rammmi Ramour, the Vice President of the SGA, believes that the SGA could not be in a stronger position. “We’ve had a lot of accomplishments,” said Ramour. “I can’t even begin to list our accomplishments. Uh, seriously, I can’t list the things we’ve done.”

Alina Tooder, the chair of the SGA Public Relations Committee, said, “I typically send a semesterly newsletter, but my newsletter is blank right now — uh, only because I can’t decide what to put in it!”

Laura Mango, however, thinks that some SGA officials are taking too much credit for the SGA’s success. “The SGA is amazing because of me,” said Mango. “If it weren’t for me, the SGA would be nothing.”

Other SGA officials were asked to comment about SGA’s progress, but they were too busy eating ice cream at their own event to comment.

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