Early this semester, the Snevets Bowling Club dissolved due to an alleged lack of leadership and communistic tendencies implemented by the E-Board. However, photos leaked to Stupe intelligence suggest that their activities have continued in the basement of Jacobus.
With multiple Bowling Wii stations set up, the formally publicly-acclaimed bowling team has set its focus on improving their bowling techniques. Freed from the hawkish eye of the SGA, the bowlers now enjoy virtually unlimited discretion to treat the bowling lanes as they please with random outbursts of vandalism to the bowling alley.
“We have the work-study employees. We have the combinations. Keys. Pins! Balls! There’s nothing you can do to stop us!” cried the informant. In order to get their alley back, the team plans on throwing bowling balls at President Narfarvar’s house.
It is unclear whether the administration knows or cares.
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