- Oh my god, it’s been ten years.
- We’re pretty sure the titles of these songs were the first recorded instances of subtweeting.
- The reason I can’t pay for college is because from the years of 2005-2006, Hot Topic took what would’ve been my savings and put it towards beanies, tutus, hoodies, black eyeliner, dyed hair, plastic jewelry, side-bangs, and chokers.
- Did anyone else experience an unwarranted superiority complex from these wordy songs? Like, “Oh, Timbaland? That’s simple. The lyrics of the music I listen to are short novels.”
- Here’s a sampling of the concepts the “A Fever…” videos introduced our tween selves to: late 16th century attire, unrequited love, aquarium management, deceit, and, most impactfully, mime porn.
- The transition between “But It’s Better if You Do” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” can cure cancer.
- If the “new cancer” mentioned in “There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet” is a metaphor for emo; Paramore is stage one, Fall Out Boy is stage two, Panic! is stage three, and My Chemical Romance is stage four.
- When you feel alone in middle school, you tend to feel like you’re looking from the outside in. Panic!’s lyrics mirrored this feeling of a third person account to what’s happening around you. Maybe that’s why they were so enthralling at our age?
- …something about guyliner.
- No matter what flashbacks we have about Panic!, the Brandon Urie magazine cut-outs, the commitment to memory of every “what’s a synonym for break-up” word choice, we’re all in agreement that at least they’re not as bad as the My Chemical Romance ones.