Snevets has officially announced its new elite 8-year undergraduate degree program! Effective immediately, excelling students will be selected to extend their undergraduate degrees by four years.
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As if the current housing system wasn’t perfect enough, Snevets has announced a few updates regarding the “University Towers.”
Due to arbitrary, unjustified uproar over this semester’s housing registration process, Snevets has decided to reset current housing assignments and add every applicant to an extensive waitlist.
Although Snevets previously announced that it would be removing asbestos in the space previously occupied by Kernel Jan’s, it seems that the administration has had a change of heart.
Extra, extra read all about it! After many successful years of utilizing 10G WiFi, Snevets has made the executive decision to decrease their WiFi capacity to 1G.
In 1971, Stevens accepted their first class of female students. Three years later, nineteen-year-old Lenore Schupak, one of the first 18 women to attend Stevens, graduated with a Bachelors of Applied Science.
“Dad, Dad, tell me a story pretty please,” says a three-year-old little girl as her father tucks her in to go to sleep.
Anyone who has seen The Mandalorian is familiar with deepfakes. The realistic (almost to the point of being eerie) young Luke Skywalker looks like Mark Hamill taken straight from the 1970s.
The COVID-19 pandemic has generated sizable amounts of trash in the forms of masks, test kits, vaccine syringes, gloves, and other various items that have become more prevalent.
“Because now it’s not just some story, it becomes your story.”
What started as a pre-covid SGA initiative has transformed into a yearlong campus-wide project meant to represent Stevens in an artistic style.